Ayyye.

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"When you start to know someone, all their physical characteristics start to disappear. You begin to dwell in their energy, recognize the scent of their skin. You see only the essence of the person, not the shell. That’s why you can’t fall in love with beauty. You can lust after it, be infatuated by it, want to own it. You can love it with your eyes and your body but not your heart. And that’s why, when you really connect with a person’s inner self, any physical imperfections disappear, become irrelevant."
Lisa Unger, Beautiful Lies   (via wordsnquotes)

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pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

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yeahitsmarco:

*phone vibrates while sitting on it*

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sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

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my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

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