magnezone: draw things on my back with your finger so i can fall asleep/ in love with you
claydols: im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
dampsandwich: the entire school was burning down and i had to pull the fire alarm. i sprinted over to it. there was writing on it in permanent ink. it said: if you pull this down you are gay. no way was i pulling the fire alarm anymore
ipoog: i wish girls could have sleep overs with boys without the whole they gonna fuck attitude
brbjellyfishing: What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
theneverendingdrums: wimpala: theneverendingdrums: theneverendingdrums: theneverendingdrums: i want pizza but im broke what if i just walked into a shop and stole a 12 inch pizza and ran away do u think id get away with it update: i got away with it omg no dont reblog this post what if the police find me hello yes police there’s someone on the internet who stole a pizza and got...
do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
imawanchor: dylanofryin: actual picture of actual one direction fans it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
owlcitee: pitbullfan: “youre gay? you dont look gay” well shit wtf does a gay look like
deadpoolist: i have such good taste, i whisper to myself as i browse my own blog
psychoticmist: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
unfierce: did u ever jus make scenarios in your head that will never happen but make you so happy just imagining them
Hugh Jackman: Aaron Tveit is an amazing, talented man.
George Blagden: I love Aaron Tveit I wish I could have worked with him more.
Frank W. Abagnale: Aaron Tveit has it all, looks, charisma, and talent.
Fans: God Aaron Tveit is so beautiful and talented!
God: Oh Boy I gave Aaron Tveit a shit load of Talent!
Aaron Tveit: I can clap with one hand.
You won’t stand up for me. But you’ll stand up for her. Got it.
pssenger: I want to grow up not because i hate my parents or want to get out of home but because i want the freedom to do tiny things like decided what furniture goes in my house and what colour the walls are and if i should go out at night rather than stay in doing work for once I want to decide what music to play in my own home while im cooking or cleaning and how loud it is. I want to...
my talents include surviving on 2 hours sleep and an extensive spongebob knowledge base
maxterbate: maxterbate: Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr? Free chocolate milk for everyone i have just been informed on this
nicevagina: skinny girl takes photo in underwear = slut fat girl takes photo in underwear = inspiration to women