Ayyye.

bitches on my dick


gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

(via confusing-mixed-up-life)

sugahwaatah:

white masculinity is so garbage they count moisturising their skin as feminine

(via confusing-mixed-up-life)

fuckingnaps:

Red keepin it real

Typical school day

180mph:

Me: *bench presses the teacher*

Teacher: Put me down

(via confusing-mixed-up-life)

fckthestate:

bonsaibabe:

i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition

this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books

(Source: 37roses, via confusing-mixed-up-life)

dildotho:

one time when I was 13 I wrote wtf on a Facebook status and my dad had a talk with me about being appropriate on the Internet

(Source: dildotho, via confusing-mixed-up-life)

pad-fo0t:

"no parties while you’re home alone"

yes I am going to have a party with my 2 friends that aren’t even here 

(Source: 0ogieb0ogie, via garbuttt)

trying to beat the water temple

nastynoah:

image

(via fuckyeahocarinaoftime)

fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

(via i-cantalope)

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