Ayyye.

bitches on my dick


iamthewhiteobama2:

iamthewhiteobama:

when a good url is taken by a shitty blog 

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(Source: lnalloweentown, via this--too--shall--pass)

approvinqly:

food tastes better when you took it from someone

(via cali-electric)

i-cantalope:

punypalhoncho:

A FUN GAME:

PRETEND YOUR ICON IS MAKING ITS CURRENT EXPRESSION WHILE GETTING A BLOWJOB

cantalope

(Source: deadcrabs)

trilliondollars:

Childish Gambino taken by me
"Why can’t we love the right people? What is so wrong with us that we rush into situations to which we are manifestly unsuited, which will hurt us and others? Why are we given emotions which we cannot control and which move in exact contradiction to what we really want? We are walking conflicts, internal battles on legs."
Marian Keyes (via perfect)

(Source: commongrnd, via cali-electric)

blindthoughts:

x

Perhaps the fact that I chased a boy who ripped me to shreds says a lot more about me than it did about him.Michelle K., Lessons Learned 
"I turned off my phone
Because I could not
Handle the certainty
That you were not
Even trying to talk
To me."
M.S. (via blindthoughts)

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

(Source: exeggcute, via myfandomromance)

sexpansion:

Mood 6/8/2014: Life Lessons with someone stupid

belllaavitaaa:

I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls

(via myfandomromance)

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