im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
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why can’t I lose weight easily I mean I lose everything else without a problem
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When you listen to a song you used to listen to ages ago and you get that weird as fuck spine chilling feeling as you remember how your life was at that point in time
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sleeping in an oversized hoodie seems like a good idea until its 2am and it feels like you’re taking a bath with satan
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they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
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- Television: In the criminal justice system--
- Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN.
- Every time I get my period: Wow no okay that was not a month.
