Ayyye.

bitches on my dick


chakrabot:

sincerelymady:

There’s this girl at my school and she’s really nice and I remember sometime last year at one point she would carry a clicker around and click it everytime she had a happy thought/something good happened/she laughed etc.
It was always kind of cute how you’d just hear the little click every once in a while throughout class it always made me smile knowing that it was bc something made her feel happy idk

she was training herself to be happy oh my god

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reallylameblog:

Turn Down For Whom?

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"I want you to miss me, like I’m missing you."
"Please be careful with me. Sometimes I just get sad and I don’t know why. I’m sorry:"
"To be, …OR NAH?"
William Shakespeare (via ora-le)

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assiest:

wtf is an acronym 

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dersia:

*passionately sings the wrong line to a song*

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katara:

98% of my life is ????? with a little ¿¿¿¿¿

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gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

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sugahwaatah:

white masculinity is so garbage they count moisturising their skin as feminine

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fuckingnaps:

Red keepin it real

Typical school day

180mph:

Me: *bench presses the teacher*

Teacher: Put me down

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fckthestate:

bonsaibabe:

i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition

this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books

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