Ayyye.

bitches on my dick


oknope:

does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

(via psychethy)

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

(via sorry)

Rules my Grandma’s Psychiatrist gave her in 56’

keepfitstayfab:

  1. Get some cheap dishes and break them when you get upset.
  2. Learn how to say “NO” and don’t feel guilty about it
  3. Buy something frivolous for yourself once in awhile, like a new hat. 
  4. Never again do anything you don’t want to do. 

that’s damn good advice

(Source: crystalground, via oscillation-underdog)

  • waking up: haha fuck
hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

(via psychethy)

-annoying:

i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

(via sorry)

"No, I don’t think I will kiss you, although you need kissing, badly. That’s what’s wrong with you. You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how."
Margaret Mitchell, Gone with the Wind (via feellng)

(via feellng)

lilbitkipsy:

jadedkitten:

The eternal struggle

never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene
lukekenny:

The Sims 4 character creator is SMASHING

marissapoopers said: SO IDK HOW THE F I FOUND YOU BUT YOU WERE ON MY FEED SOMEHOW AND UR BLOG IS PERFECT

YOURE PERFECT ILY
YOURE ONE PERSON IDC IF YOU FIND MY BLOG
WELCOME

whoamanloveyourshirt said: victoria cheeseburger you are an absolute cutie

HUSH BBY ILY

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

(via sorry)

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