deadpoolist:

i have such good taste, i whisper to myself as i browse my own blog

(Source: brittaperry, via jetaim-e)

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

(via jetaim-e)

unfierce:

did u ever jus make scenarios in your head that will never happen but make you so happy just imagining them

(via -infuckti0n)

• Hugh Jackman: Aaron Tveit is an amazing, talented man.
• George Blagden: I love Aaron Tveit I wish I could have worked with him more.
• Frank W. Abagnale: Aaron Tveit has it all, looks, charisma, and talent.
• Fans: God Aaron Tveit is so beautiful and talented!
• God: Oh Boy I gave Aaron Tveit a shit load of Talent!
• Aaron Tveit: I can clap with one hand.

You won’t stand up for me.
But you’ll stand up for her.
Got it.