Ayyye.

bitches on my dick


saberrry:

jesussbabymomma:

jesussbabymomma:

is it petsmart or petsmart

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thanks

LMAOOOO

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big-burrito:

world’s okayest friend

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"I used to think I was tough, but then I realized I wasn’t. I was fragile and I wore thick fucking armor. And I hurt people so they couldn’t hurt me. And I thought that was what being tough was, but it isn’t."

James Frey 

Everything you love is here

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doostetdaram:

s—excellent:

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have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane

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theanti90smovement:

i dont trust people who dont let their dogs or cats on the furniture u are mean u are cold hearted

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sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

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tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

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cokeflow:

my opinion is no

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gayturians:

lyraffect:

gayturians:

once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home

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thinsquids:

yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

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