Ayyye.

bitches on my dick


HAHAHAHA TAYLOR IN THE BACKGROUND.

So I just got home and I’m sitting in my living room with Krystal and we hear this loud banging in my front yard. So we looked out the window and saw two guys we’ve never seen before hammering a SOLD by Shorewest sign in my yard. 
My house was never for sale.

Talking to my mom about tumblr

  • Me: Oh my gosh! someone gave me a promo and now I'm at like 800 followers! And then I was like all upset and then someone posted a funny gif and it was hilarious. It was like a picture of a chinese dude and he-
  • Mom: ok.
gh3tt0 b1tch.

Anonymous said: Why are you sooo god damn beautiful?

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If you go to my school:

On Omegle

  • Stranger: 胡?
  • Me: English mothafucka. Learn it.
So.
Uhm Halloween.
Wtf.

Skeet sheet.

Hahahhahahahhahaha.

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