Ayyye.

bitches on my dick


Wtf, why are my hands so wrinkled. 
My old tapers c:
HEY KARLA.
SEE HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU.
OH AND 8 IS MY FAVORITE NUMBER.
MAKE BABIES WITH ME NOW???????????

I never know what to say when someone tells me they like me.

  • Them: Sooo.. I like you. A lot.
  • Me:
  • Them:
  • Me:
  • Them:
  • Me:
  • Them:
  • Me: Sweet.

I got 2,000,000 on temple run.

  • Me: *sends picture of highscore to friend
  • Friend: Omg.
  • Me: I know:)
  • Friend: I wish I didn't have a life..
Chicagooo:)
My boy:)
Longboard:)
As requesteddd.

Why do dumb people talk to me?

  • Him: So how are you?
  • Me: Tired. You?
  • Him: No.
Ehh.
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