- me: why do you like me?
- him: you make every other girl look like a stupid cunt.
Have you ever been friends with someone for so long that you don’t notice how big of a bitch they are?
They one day they just say something and it clicks and youre just liek wow ok wats goin g on right nwo since wen
Why does Tyler always talk to me about “having sex with his mom/dad”?
It is the funniest thing ever though.
I WANT A FUCKING DEPO SHOT.
- Me: Can I get a Depo shot? Since my periods have been so bad lately?
- Mom: Maybe. Ask your dad.
- Me: Can I get a Depo shot? Since my periods have been so bad lately?
- Dad: Nooo you don't need one. Periods aren't that bad. So what you bleed for a couple days. Nothing to worry about as long as you're prepared.
- Me: Oh...
- Dad: lol.
- What I should have said..: FUCK. YOU. YOU MOTHER FUCKING USELESS PIECE OF SHIT WASTING MY PRECIOUS OXYGEN. YOU WANNA FUCKING BE STABBED IN YOUR GUT FOR A FUCKING WEEK? FUCK NO YOU FUCKING DON'T. IF I WANNA FUCK, I'LL BE FUCKING ABLE TO. IF I WANNA WEAR A THONG I'LL FUCKING BE ABLE TO. FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING PENIS.
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Apply now for an open position to be my tumblr bff:)
