Ayyye.

bitches on my dick


  • me: why do you like me?
  • him: you make every other girl look like a stupid cunt.

Have you ever been friends with someone for so long that you don’t notice how big of a bitch they are?

 They one day they just say something and it clicks and youre just liek wow ok wats goin g on right nwo since wen 

Why does Tyler always talk to me about “having sex with his mom/dad”?

It is the funniest thing ever though.

Somebody buy me a longboard

I’ll fricking love you foreeeeever.

I WANT A FUCKING DEPO SHOT.

  • Me: Can I get a Depo shot? Since my periods have been so bad lately?
  • Mom: Maybe. Ask your dad.
  • Me: Can I get a Depo shot? Since my periods have been so bad lately?
  • Dad: Nooo you don't need one. Periods aren't that bad. So what you bleed for a couple days. Nothing to worry about as long as you're prepared.
  • Me: Oh...
  • Dad: lol.
  • What I should have said..: FUCK. YOU. YOU MOTHER FUCKING USELESS PIECE OF SHIT WASTING MY PRECIOUS OXYGEN. YOU WANNA FUCKING BE STABBED IN YOUR GUT FOR A FUCKING WEEK? FUCK NO YOU FUCKING DON'T. IF I WANNA FUCK, I'LL BE FUCKING ABLE TO. IF I WANNA WEAR A THONG I'LL FUCKING BE ABLE TO. FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING PENIS.

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Apply now for an open position to be my tumblr bff:) 

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